Tuesday Thesaurus – Reviews

tiny flower

Do you enjoy leaving reviews?

They appear to be the fodder of the online world.

Book reviews

Cinema reviews

Product reviews

Holiday reviews

Before you press the button, do you find yourself inexorably drawn to the long list of reviews?

‘Appalling. Nothing like the photos suggest. The pool was in a shed also inhabited by a friendly family of rodents. We will not be returning.’

‘The flex is so short my wife had to carry the hoover onto each stair, and the description fails to mention the vacuum weighs more than a small horse. It has cost us six sessions of physiotherapy. Do not be tempted by the low price.’

‘ Ms Smith takes 230 pages to introduce her cast of 25 characters. With the remaining 100 pages she kills them all off, and to be frank, one is rather relieved. A drab novel with nothing to redeem it, save its perfect size as a double coaster.’

Amazon customer reviews

 

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s