Do you enjoy leaving reviews?
They appear to be the fodder of the online world.
Before you press the button, do you find yourself inexorably drawn to the long list of reviews?
‘Appalling. Nothing like the photos suggest. The pool was in a shed also inhabited by a friendly family of rodents. We will not be returning.’
‘The flex is so short my wife had to carry the hoover onto each stair, and the description fails to mention the vacuum weighs more than a small horse. It has cost us six sessions of physiotherapy. Do not be tempted by the low price.’
‘ Ms Smith takes 230 pages to introduce her cast of 25 characters. With the remaining 100 pages she kills them all off, and to be frank, one is rather relieved. A drab novel with nothing to redeem it, save its perfect size as a double coaster.’